http://naijaman.wordpress.com/2008/03/14/vice-president-houseboy/ Just another Ibadan boy keeping it real... Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:49:57 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 http://naijaman.wordpress.com/2008/03/14/vice-president-houseboy/#comment-34 Naijaman Wed, 19 Mar 2008 02:05:52 +0000 http://naijaman.wordpress.com/?p=14#comment-34 On this topic, I felt like a genius yesterday. I found the best way to crush a maggi cube... Using a garlic press! On this topic, I felt like a genius yesterday. I found the best way to crush a maggi cube… Using a garlic press!

]]> http://naijaman.wordpress.com/2008/03/14/vice-president-houseboy/#comment-33 The Good Naija Wife’s Guide « Naijaman Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:18:00 +0000 http://naijaman.wordpress.com/?p=14#comment-33 [...] our own Linda responded to my Vice houseboy post with the following comment… “I cook, I clean, do laundry and drive myself. I pass [...] [...] our own Linda responded to my Vice houseboy post with the following comment… “I cook, I clean, do laundry and drive myself. I pass [...]

]]> http://naijaman.wordpress.com/2008/03/14/vice-president-houseboy/#comment-14 Enitan Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:27:29 +0000 http://naijaman.wordpress.com/?p=14#comment-14 Eyan mi, sadly that version (c-cup full & spilling over) is reserved for me. [Man!! Did I say that aloud?] Eyan mi,
sadly that version (c-cup full & spilling over) is reserved for me.
[Man!! Did I say that aloud?]

]]> http://naijaman.wordpress.com/2008/03/14/vice-president-houseboy/#comment-12 Naijaman Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:28:57 +0000 http://naijaman.wordpress.com/?p=14#comment-12 Dream if you can a picture of the "glass full" version of this in which I am really the Oga and Clarus & Giringory, the true houseboys! Dream if you can a picture of the “glass full” version of this in which I am really the Oga and Clarus & Giringory, the true houseboys!

]]> http://naijaman.wordpress.com/2008/03/14/vice-president-houseboy/#comment-10 Enitan Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:22:45 +0000 http://naijaman.wordpress.com/?p=14#comment-10 Saged Arakunrin, might we 4 a moment ponder the "glass half full" version of this "demotion": U get 2 determine the taskings in U'r own houseboy-dom, U can commit at will & delay or even dismiss any adverse consequnces, U get 2 grade the quality of work done, U'r "yes sir's" & "yes ma's" can be dispensed at will (OK, wait 1...that sounds a little schizophrenic! Scratch that!), U can partake of the "VIP" room whenever Oga is around, we Ibadan boyz can drop by unannounced & ruin all U'r zen-like, Okafor's-law-induced, euphoria at no detriment 2 ourselves whatsoever (oh wait, did I say that aloud?!), & U get 2 go out a little less than 340 days of the year & "pretend" 2 be a vice-president in a fortune 5 yankee company! Saged Arakunrin, might we 4 a moment ponder the “glass half full” version of this “demotion”: U get 2 determine the taskings in U’r own houseboy-dom, U can commit at will & delay or even dismiss any adverse consequnces, U get 2 grade the quality of work done, U’r “yes sir’s” & “yes ma’s” can be dispensed at will (OK, wait 1…that sounds a little schizophrenic! Scratch that!), U can partake of the “VIP” room whenever Oga is around, we Ibadan boyz can drop by unannounced & ruin all U’r zen-like, Okafor’s-law-induced, euphoria at no detriment 2 ourselves whatsoever (oh wait, did I say that aloud?!), & U get 2 go out a little less than 340 days of the year & “pretend” 2 be a vice-president in a fortune 5 yankee company!

]]> http://naijaman.wordpress.com/2008/03/14/vice-president-houseboy/#comment-9 Naijaman Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:54:44 +0000 http://naijaman.wordpress.com/?p=14#comment-9 E be like say na my Naija must go (40 foot Container) I dey go pack! E be like say na my Naija must go (40 foot Container) I dey go pack!

]]> http://naijaman.wordpress.com/2008/03/14/vice-president-houseboy/#comment-8 Naijaman Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:49:58 +0000 http://naijaman.wordpress.com/?p=14#comment-8 Plus, you go become his Oskolo and have to start performing in the "VIP" room! Plus, you go become his Oskolo and have to start performing in the “VIP” room!

]]> http://naijaman.wordpress.com/2008/03/14/vice-president-houseboy/#comment-6 Linda Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:37:47 +0000 http://naijaman.wordpress.com/?p=14#comment-6 And lest I forget, wake up from that dream or pack your "ghana must go" and move back to Ibadan. And lest I forget, wake up from that dream or pack your “ghana must go” and move back to Ibadan.

]]> http://naijaman.wordpress.com/2008/03/14/vice-president-houseboy/#comment-5 Linda Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:36:25 +0000 http://naijaman.wordpress.com/?p=14#comment-5 Houseboy he? I cook, I clean, do laundry and drive myself. I pass housemaid. The worst part be say, anyday I decide to answer to any man now. I automatically become his maid. This life sha, maybe I should seriously consider moving back to Naija. Houseboy he? I cook, I clean, do laundry and drive myself. I pass housemaid. The worst part be say, anyday I decide to answer to any man now. I automatically become his maid. This life sha, maybe I should seriously consider moving back to Naija.

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